Great, our fancy form has a glitch! I will add this to the to-do list (right at the bottom).

In the meantime, let’s go old school – if you want a freaking awesome name that is protectable, pick up the phone and give me a call.

You get 5% of any service if the first thing you do when Tonya answers the phone is yell “Wobble, Wobble, Wobble,” you know – like “gobble, gobble, gobble” but with a “w.”  Safe to say that she won’t see this coming because if she actually read this page she would have told me about our fancy form crapping out.

Here’s our contact info.

Wobble^TM naming

533 South Fifth Street

Columbus, OH 43206

(614) 228-6280

If you simply can’t bear to pick up the phone and speak to a live person, simply email us at HelpMe@HobbleTheWobble.com. While I can’t reward you with 5% off for scaring Tonya with a “Wobble, Wobble, Wobble” greeting, I will offer you the same discount if your very first email to us includes a screenshot showing that you just donated at least $100 to the Animal Legal Defense Fund, and you tell me about the brand name in your industry that just makes your skin crawl (and why).